KuroNeko's guide to cuteness -- Part 1
In view of the recent debate over msn avatars, i feel that it is time more some serious action to be taken. Firstly say whatever u want emma watson is anything but roxxors. She's just cashing in on her bust size, and probably on high quality comestics. Who knows maybe even silicon.
Anyway here comes this guide. This, of course, refers to anime character, but i'm sure you can apply it in real life too. So here goes.
Rule of thumb 1: Anything > a palm is a waste.
Yes, its true. There is really no need for humongous bust sizes. It not only gets in the way of sports, but also harder to maintain. So being a Holstein is not really ideal.
Here's for comparison.
Notice that asuka is standing a lot straighter than matsumoto. This also means that a smaller bust size reflects well on general health and possibly reduces chances of backaches in future.
Rule of thumb 2a: (cat) Ears are good.
Many of you know that just being pretty will not impress. You need clothes. Clothes speak volumes about you. That, of course, means that you have to dress nicely. The first thing to fix up, is of course the hair.
Here i introduce to you a fetish found commonly throughout the world, more often in Nihongo-land. Neko-mimi, aka cat ears, if a popular dress up item that feeds the fantasies of numerous men across the world.
Check this out:
Fear the power of nekomimi. Now available as an addon to normal hairbands.
Rule of thumb 2b: Watashi wa kawaii Meido da!
This is self explanatory. a maid uniform just kicks ass. There is no dispute about it.
Rule of thumb 2: Conclusion
A combination of 2 would produce very desirable results.
Neko-meido outfit on loli
Rule of thumb 3: lolicon.
Fear not for the lack of bust size. As long as you have a cute face everything is settled. For there exists a bunch of elite men who have looked past the mere attractions of the chest and attained a nirvana also known as lolicon, or lolita complex. Yes, indeed, primula from Shuffle! (above) is a good example.
Xian bin will argue that shana fits the criteria as well. Probably.
Well, thats it for Part 1! =)
Anyway here comes this guide. This, of course, refers to anime character, but i'm sure you can apply it in real life too. So here goes.
Rule of thumb 1: Anything > a palm is a waste.
Yes, its true. There is really no need for humongous bust sizes. It not only gets in the way of sports, but also harder to maintain. So being a Holstein is not really ideal.
Here's for comparison.
Notice that asuka is standing a lot straighter than matsumoto. This also means that a smaller bust size reflects well on general health and possibly reduces chances of backaches in future.
Rule of thumb 2a: (cat) Ears are good.
Many of you know that just being pretty will not impress. You need clothes. Clothes speak volumes about you. That, of course, means that you have to dress nicely. The first thing to fix up, is of course the hair.
Here i introduce to you a fetish found commonly throughout the world, more often in Nihongo-land. Neko-mimi, aka cat ears, if a popular dress up item that feeds the fantasies of numerous men across the world.
Check this out:
Fear the power of nekomimi. Now available as an addon to normal hairbands.
Rule of thumb 2b: Watashi wa kawaii Meido da!
This is self explanatory. a maid uniform just kicks ass. There is no dispute about it.
Rule of thumb 2: Conclusion
A combination of 2 would produce very desirable results.
Neko-meido outfit on loli
Rule of thumb 3: lolicon.
Fear not for the lack of bust size. As long as you have a cute face everything is settled. For there exists a bunch of elite men who have looked past the mere attractions of the chest and attained a nirvana also known as lolicon, or lolita complex. Yes, indeed, primula from Shuffle! (above) is a good example.
Xian bin will argue that shana fits the criteria as well. Probably.
Well, thats it for Part 1! =)
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