omg 8 people blog ahahaha so funny!!!! anyway plzplzplz take pix of dom's chiobu and send me so i can see plx =]
anyway i typed my blog link wrongly -_- wtf. ok its http://unknowntales.diaryland.com must be too early in the morning then anyhow type lol
rawr and dom.. how long did u take to get that score? xP
hmm anyway got a damn funny joke my bio tchr told us.. quite long haha.. (Kenny is jsut the name he randomly gave the rooster )
Vultures
A farmer had 1000 chickens. He wanted them to lay chicks so he needed a rooster to screw them. So he went next door and asked another farmer if he could borrow roosters. The other farmer said: "All you need is Kenny the rooster." Of course farmer A was skeptical, but then farmer B persuaded him to get Kenny. However the price was 5000 bux.
So farmer A brought Kenny back to the farm. the moment he open kenny's cage, kenny flew out and started screwing chickens 1 after another non-stop. The farmer saw this and said: "Take a break or you'll get a heart attack and I'll lose my $5000!" but kenny didn't stop. so the farmer went to his house, sat down and had a cup of tea and watched a little TV, a bit sad that he's gonna lose 5k because kenny will die of too much sex.
after a while, he went out again. this time kenny the rooster was beside the pond and now screwing ducks. And the farmer cried again "Take a break or you'll get a heart attack and I'll lose my $5000!". but kenny didn't stop so the farmer went back into his house, cooked dinner and ate it.
after dinner, the farmer came out again. this time, kenny was in the woods screwing any wild bird he can find. the farmer was like "OMFG, take a bloody break or you'll get a heart attack and I'll lose my $5000!" but kenny didn't stop and the farmer went back into his house and slept for the night.
the next day, the farmer woke up and remembered kenny was still outside. so he went outside and saw kenny lying on the ground, not moving and his legs sticking out. Several vultures were circling over him. The farmer cried "OMG kenny you screwed so much until you died!!!" Then kenny opened his eyes and whispered "Go away! the vultures are coming down!"
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Get it? ok nvm damn lame.. actually saying it in person more fun haha.. there's another 1 that i have but shall reserve for nxt time..
anyway i typed my blog link wrongly -_- wtf. ok its http://unknowntales.diaryland.com must be too early in the morning then anyhow type lol
rawr and dom.. how long did u take to get that score? xP
hmm anyway got a damn funny joke my bio tchr told us.. quite long haha.. (Kenny is jsut the name he randomly gave the rooster )
Vultures
A farmer had 1000 chickens. He wanted them to lay chicks so he needed a rooster to screw them. So he went next door and asked another farmer if he could borrow roosters. The other farmer said: "All you need is Kenny the rooster." Of course farmer A was skeptical, but then farmer B persuaded him to get Kenny. However the price was 5000 bux.
So farmer A brought Kenny back to the farm. the moment he open kenny's cage, kenny flew out and started screwing chickens 1 after another non-stop. The farmer saw this and said: "Take a break or you'll get a heart attack and I'll lose my $5000!" but kenny didn't stop. so the farmer went to his house, sat down and had a cup of tea and watched a little TV, a bit sad that he's gonna lose 5k because kenny will die of too much sex.
after a while, he went out again. this time kenny the rooster was beside the pond and now screwing ducks. And the farmer cried again "Take a break or you'll get a heart attack and I'll lose my $5000!". but kenny didn't stop so the farmer went back into his house, cooked dinner and ate it.
after dinner, the farmer came out again. this time, kenny was in the woods screwing any wild bird he can find. the farmer was like "OMFG, take a bloody break or you'll get a heart attack and I'll lose my $5000!" but kenny didn't stop and the farmer went back into his house and slept for the night.
the next day, the farmer woke up and remembered kenny was still outside. so he went outside and saw kenny lying on the ground, not moving and his legs sticking out. Several vultures were circling over him. The farmer cried "OMG kenny you screwed so much until you died!!!" Then kenny opened his eyes and whispered "Go away! the vultures are coming down!"
.
.
.
.
.
Get it? ok nvm damn lame.. actually saying it in person more fun haha.. there's another 1 that i have but shall reserve for nxt time..
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