Wednesday, April 19, 2006

SUICIDEZZZZ

hey one of us ( the elites) just suicided for the most incomphrehensible reasons ever. No, not stress, not relationships, not dsyfunctional families.

but because of this little organ we fondly refer to as the gonads.

Seriously, size does not matter ( that much anyway). WTF you don't kill yurself cuz of that ok? to the guy who died, if you're reading this don't ever commit seppuku in your next life cuz of yur miniscule schlong.

Anyway, this brings us to alarm that what we find amusing due to our superior um.. enhancement could be serious matters to others who are deficient in certain tissues, such as the corpus cavernosum. but seriously, your life is not judged by the length of your member. well not now anyway.


With this new wake up call, we should really stop all our insults about pple's dicks. imagine if your little insult costs the life of your friend. I'm really sorry ivan, but PLEASE don't do anything rash. In any case, elongation is a piece of cake with the advancement of cosmetic/plastic surgery.

Take care guys, and your brothers as well.

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